Tuesday, May 27, 2008

I can eat fucking ladybugs if I want to!

So here's my family's dirty little secret: I say "fuck you". Mommy and Daddy don't like it very much and it's not really their fault because I only heard it from them ONCE a long time ago. It's just that I'm so smart. I really can't help that.

Anyway, today Mommy pulled a ladybug out of my mouth and told me not to eat it. So I said "Fuck you, Mommy," and walked out of the room. Colleen thought it was crazy and Mommy wasn't happy, but there it is.

Hopefully G.G. won't feel too bad that it's just her.

Anyway, I'm at least hitting my developmental milestone of using multiple-word sentences. See? Genius.

Life's a Beach

Happy Memorial Day! I spent yesterday at the beach with Mommy, Daddy, Sydney and her Mommy and Daddy.

There's a playground right near the beach - I love playgrounds - so I had to get a quick slide in before we hit the sand.

Then it was time to DIG!



Mommy and I went to the edge of the water to dip our tootses in...that water was FREEZING! I don't get how the Polar Bears do it.


Then I tried to bury Mommy in the sand.


I took Daddy down to the water and I didn't want to leave!


Sydney and her Daddy came, too.

Here's where Sydney and I tried to get a rollicking game of beach tennis going.

More digging.

And beach boobs.


I love Memorial Day.

Sunday, May 25, 2008

My big pony

I went horseback riding yesterday! I was supposed to have a pony ride, but the ponies were all busy. So I got to ride an enormous horse named Pie.

Here's Daddy and I roaming around the stables waiting for my turn. It sort of took forever.

Here's me petting Pie. I'm thinking "You mean I'm really going to ride on top of this thing??"

I guess I am!

And it was SO fun.




I had to stop the ride early because I just wanted to pet Pie. Horses are nice.

I got a basketball jooooones

I got a basketball jones
I got a basketball jones oh baby ooooooh...

Monday, May 19, 2008

Fla-vor-ice and a bath - so nice!







Happy Mother's Day!

Just want you wanted, right, Mommy? An evening in Urgent Care for a 104.5 fever that wouldn't break for 5 whole days??


Things were much cuter that same morning, huh?


I tried to have a nice day with everybody here for brunch; I just didn't feel so good.

Sunday, May 4, 2008

'ello, my name is Sam

And I like to do draWINGS!





Saturday, May 3, 2008

Moms Just Want To Have Fun

My Mommy LOVES the 80s and so does her friend Mary (Sydney's Mommy), so we all got to go to a New Wave 80s dance party today! OMG, it was like so totally fun. Fer sure.

Sydney, fashionable as always.


I took a few minutes to adjust to the flashback, but got into the spirit by carrying around these OJ letters for a while.


Mommy wearing delicious jewels.


I think it was a different tunnel that was big in the 80s, but Sydney's a good sport.


A little freaked out by the parachute (why do grownups think we think these things are so cool?).


No kissing on the dance floor, Mom!


My family.


Should I try it? Hmmmm.


Cutting up the rug with my best girl.



Sydney.


I love to spiiiiiiiiiiin!


Daddy is crafty.